If somebody tries this
Please tell me if it works
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why cant our skin be transparent
cuz thats fuckin gross
but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing
the thing
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why did the road cross the chicken?
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Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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