laugh-addict:

 

If somebody tries this

Please tell me if it works

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hitlervevo:

svviffer:

girlhearted:

svviffer:

why cant our skin be transparent

cuz thats fuckin gross

but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing

the thing

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andrewhussiesbosom:

amporacronus:

andrewhussiesbosom:

WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”

could be either one

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einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

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stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

why did the road cross the chicken?

[TUMBLR GOLD MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED TO VIEW JOKE]

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sure ill get off the internet mom

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undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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